No Dildo Left Behind

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Real Housewives of Dallas- Season 2 Episode 9- You’ve Yacht To Be Kidding Me

Nothing I love more than some cameras on yachts.  Nothing worse than being trapped on a boat with bad people.

This episode begins with the Fun Train (LeeAnne, D’Andra, Stephanie, and Brandi) leaving the Bitch Train (Cary and Kameron) to get wasted.  Cary got called out for talking shit on surgeons while LeeAnne’s death threats are a big whatev.

The next morning Stephanie and Brandi decide it’s their mission to get sexual chocolate back.  D’Andra plans a teambuilding exercise?!?!? OMG Even when a job makes you do that shit it is HELL.  But you deal with it so you can keep getting paid.  I guess they do get paid for being on the show…

So on the Presidio beach they have some obstacle courses. Then volleyball. Boring.  Over lunch Stephanie talks about how overwhelming having a child with dyslexia is.  It’s gets pointed out that Kameron doesn’t care if other people talk about their sexual anatomy- just with Brandi it sounds trashy I guess.

Best scene is when Brandi and Stephanie break into LeeAnne’s room to get the dildo back and so she can take her pills…  Stephanie scarfs down some old trash pancakes.  The dildo was under a pillow holy shit.

Next- they got the yacht.  All the shit talking Brandi joins every day is getting her called out.  Everyone kills the messenger Brandi so heed carefully.  Then she spills that when LeeAnne was worked up about the vagina doctor she said Mark gets his dick sucked at the Round Up.

The wind keeps pressing on and the ladies get seasick.  Watching Kameron laugh at Stephanie who looks seriously ill is telling on what a shit person she can be.  Have Cary and Kameron never thrown up or seen someone throw up?  Don’t they have kids?  It really isn’t funny.  The boat docks and then LeeAnne comes to yell at Cary more.  Stephanie asks to see LeeAnne’s breasts.  Brandi whips out sexual chocolate and antagonizes Kameron again.

Well Kameron the great thing about being rich is you don’t have to hang out with trashy people.   Time to quit the show or get used it.  Don’t you have your father’s dog food business and your husband’s capitalized on ventures to live off of? I’ve been around trashy people my whole life with NO WAY OUT.  I’m sure Bravo has some sort of HR department- take it up with them.

Next week Cary tells Mark about the rumors (he is gonna be pisssssssed!).  LeeAnne stirs it up between friends and goes off! Bye!

 

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One thought on “No Dildo Left Behind

  1. Oh Deidre, this title is priceless! I found it odd that LeeAnne’s death threats didn’t mean as much as Cary talking shit about Brandi’s doctor. I hope this is Kameron’s first and last season.

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