The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Season 8, Episode 11, Thank you, Thuck you
It’s the morning after last night’s blow out, and Camille’s daughter Mason is walking in the Milan Breton fashion show on the Intrepid! I hope the models didn’t have to do hair and makeup in the submarine.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta – Season 10, Episode 14, Barcelona Breakdown
It’s the morning after last night’s hard partying, and everyone is slowly getting up.
Over breakfast, the topic comes up of why Kim took a video of roaches in Nene’s bathroom, instead of why Nene was talking some ableist nonsense about Kim. Kim told Sheree she was trying to take a selfie, and taped the roaches. No one at the table buys it, because there is no mirror visible, and she got close up on the floors. This is some weirdness for sure, but there were so many things Nene could have said about Kim that did not involve her medical issues.
RuPaul’s Drag Race: All Stars – Season 3, Episode 5, Pop Art Ball
Everyone returns to the workroom to a genuinely sweet mirror message from Chi Chi. The queens all appreciate it. Kennedy says Chi Chi is almost like her daughter, and will miss her. Love that Chi Chi!
Trixie is very happy she is safe, and Shangela wants to let Trixie know she can trust her to make an alliance with her. Shangela did not make any Game of Throne references, which will make one of my friends happy, but I kind of want to hear some more.
BenDeLa tells the group that now it is getting harder to make fair decisions. Trixie jokes that everyone should keep it nice with the mirror messages.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Season 8, Episode 10, The Big Apple Bites
Camille, Teddi, and Kyle all get together for lunch. Kyle reminds the ladies not to put their purses on the floor, because of a superstition I have never heard of before tonight. You do not put your purse on the floor in New York City for different reasons, such as, in New York City, you never know what is on the floor. Teddi tells Kyle what Dorit said the night before, about Vanderpump abandoning the dinner the three of them had together. Kyle is upset, and wants to immediately tell Lisa.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 10, Episode 13, Livin’ la Villa Loca
It’s Barcelona time, and the women are on the drama bus, on the way back from the airport. Cynthia hands everyone a bucket list of fun ideas, and everyone has to do some challenges. One is to act like Kandi for a day, and everyone wants to do that challenge.
People wonder where Kim and Kenya are, and Nene explains that Kim is not there, because she wanted to come with Kroy, and it was a girls trip. Then, she goes on an ableist adventure, saying Kim has had every illness in the world, a stroke, a blood clot, cancer, thyroid problems, open heart surgery, so she should be able to go on a trip. Also, did she really have cancer? Nene, and whoever asked about the cancer, are you kidding me? Does every Housewives franchise have to do this Web MD nonsense?
RuPaul’s Drag Race: All Stars, Season 3, Episode 4, All Stars Snatch Game
It’s everyone’s favorite episode of the season, SNATCH GAME!
The queens enter the workroom to see that Milk has written “This is bogus” on the mirror. Shangela comments that the mirror messages have been very shady, and there have only been three eliminations. Kennedy talks about her decision to choose Milk, and no one says a word, or disagrees. BenDeLa tells Chi Chi that she voted for her to be eliminated. Chi Chi isn’t pleased to hear it, but does not take it personally. Trixie feels like there is no comfort level, and no real rules for elimination.
Vanderpump Rules – Season 6 Episode 10 – Screams and Queens
Stassi and Ariana plan their epic birthday parties on the same day. Stassi’s Murder theme versus Ariana’s Queen theme. At the bar the Toms’ stand around hungover looking at rubble. Then they finally write a big fat check and become official partners with Lisa and Ken. I bet they can barely pay for the flooring with that money but kudos to them for having any capital.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Season 8, Episode 9, That Was Weird
It is morning at Teddi’s beach house. We are shown drunken fun from the night before, including Kyle sticking her nude-colored bra almost into Vanderpump’s semi-turned away face. This is of course, minus Erika, who stayed at a hotel because she had cramps.
Erika walks into the house, and Kyle tells her she missed all the fun, including Lisa giving Kyle a wedgie. Dorit tells us in confessional she is upset that no one is bringing up Erika leaving, because everyone had been talking about it since the previous night.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 10, Episode 12, Peaches Be Trippin’
We were left at Kandi’s party, in the middle of some Will drama, and Porsha is about to tell Cynthia was she has been hearing about Will. We have been waiting for this moment for two weeks, because it would have aired the same time as the Superbowl halftime show. Two weeks waiting for this, so let us hear it!
RuPaul’s Drag Race: All Stars, Season 3, Episode 3, The Bitchelor
The queens return to the workroom, and are not pleased to see that, before she left, Thorgy drew a penis on the mirror. Milk tells everyone to calm down, because Thorgy is a clown, and it is a joke. Kennedy says she does not think it was appropriate, and then Milk calls her a clown. Kennedy is not having this right now.