Horny Queens, This Baby Kangaroo Has Six Bank Accounts

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The Real Housewives of Dallas – Season 3, Episode 7, Babes in Brandiland

Brandi arrives at Stephanie’s house. Stephanie wants to throw a  relaxing spa party for the group, to make up for Smash Night, which went all kinds of wrong.Stephanie and Brandi audition models to  be topless, and fan the women with leaves, on spa day.
Not a surprise, but these two take complete advantage of the situation.  housewives of dallas season 3 episode 7 brandi stephanie models
One of the model picks up Brandi, another lets Stephanie and Brandi sit on his back while he does pushups.  The ladies are told there are two more models.  A baby kangaroo and its owner enter the room, and Brandi and Stephanie shriek in joy.  Stephanie decides to hire all of the models, especially the baby kangaroo.
By the by, did you know Stephanie has the best bathroom, and most advanced toilet out of all the Dallas Housewives? Excitement!  I won’t front though, it is an amazing bathroom, that is also bigger than some NYC apartments.

Kameron arrives to see LeeAnne at her photo shoot for her new Ultimate Little Black Dress.  LeeAnnne will be modeling 175 different ways one can wear the dress, and the add-ons.
LeeAnne and Kameron talk about Smash Night, and D’Andra’s comments.  LeeAnne wonders why D’Andra  is so upset about things when she has six bank accounts. She says she is not buying D’Andra’s performance.
LeeAnne again repeats she thought she and Cary would help D’Andra out with her financial issues, and thought it would help to tell Cary about the bank account. Kameron tells LeeAnne Cary was wrong for what she said to her at Beaver Creek, and that Cary “plays both sides”. LeeAnne says Cary does not have a LeeAnne side.
Kameron says she does not want to attend Brandi’s trunk show because of Cary.  She says she is not out for drama.
Kameron tells us LeeAnne’s idea for her dress is genius and different. housewives of dallas season 3 episode 6 kameron confessional
Kameron says in the business world if you are not different you will not survive.

Brandi goes to her Brandiland pop up shop for a trunk show. Brandi designs her own clothing, and says she would wear all of the pieces herself.
Hours later, the event in full swing. Stephanie wears one of Brandi’s pieces, and Brandi is thrilled Cary is wearing one of her dresses.  Brandi hopes the group will shop a lot. housewives of dallas season 3 Brandi confessional
The whole group cannot stop talking about how they do not understand how Brandi can even do this as a mother of three.
Kameron puts on one of Brandi’s dresses, which is green!  Kameron says she can not wear pink sometimes.  LeeAnne tells us does not like Brandi’s clothes, they are not her style, then makes a face.

Kameron asks Cary if they can talk alone. Kameron says sometimes she feels like Cary plays both sides. Cary asks for an example. Kameron says at Beaver Creek, Cary was on her side one night, and then against her another night. Cary asks Kameron why she is pointing her finger at her. housewives of dallas season 3 episode 7 cary
Cary does not know how to respond.  Cary tells us getting into an argument with Kameron is one of the most frustrating things.
Kameron ends up pointing at her again, but lower, to be more polite. Are you laughing right now?  I really hope you are.  If you are crying, or numb, that is alright too.
Cary calls over Stephanie,  because like The Nanny, she was there!housewives of dallas season 3 episode 7 stephanie cary kameron
Cary tells Kameron she called Stephanie over because Kameron said her name. Kameron tell Cary she is upset she “got your posse involved”.  Stephanie has no idea why she is there, but tells us it made Kameron even more pissed off.  She says this is story of her life. Kameron ends up storming off without saying what she wanted to say to Cary.

D’Andra and LeeAnne also have a talk. D’Andra tells LeeAnne she is very concerned about their relationship. Kameron joins them, after the non-conversation with Cary. D’Andra tells LeeAnne she felt humiliated and embarrassed, especially that Kameron heard the rumor. D’Andra repeats she has six bank accounts, and has a lot of money.  I am glad this keeps getting repeated over and over, since we all keep forgetting how many bank accounts D’Andra has.housewives of dallas season 3 episode 7 dandra She tells us the rich will forgive everything but poor. D’Andra, we know this more than you  could ever realize.
LeeAnne tries to explain her side to D’Andra. LeeAnne says it broke her heart hurting D’Andra, she has learned her lesson. LeeAnne lays it on extra thick, and continues by saying she would rather hurt herself than D’Andra, and she is the best friend in the whole wide world. D’Andra tells us LeeAnne has the ability to do amazing crocodile tears.  Stephanie comes over, LeeAnne welcomes says they are all about to have sex.  Cary wanders over, and tries to save Stephanie from Kameron, who is trying to talk to Stephanie.

Cary apologizes to Kameron, and says they are friends. She tells Kameron she is sorry for hurting her feelings. Kameron cries.  Kameron tells us she has known Cary for eight years, but her loyalty to Brandi and Stephanie is much stronger. Cary tells Kameron she did stand up for her in Beaver Creek,  and stopped a prank by Brandi and Stephanie.  They hug, and Cary tells Kameron she is her friend, and she supports her.
Brandi comes over. Cary tells Bradi about the balls she was going to give Kameron in Beaver Creek, and how Cary stopped her from doing it. Brandi tells us she made that decision on her own. Stephanie says Cary can “lick my balls. This is a bunch of bullshit.”.

LeeAnne talks to Stephanie alone, about spa day.  LeeAnne tells Stephanie when she is away from Brandi she is different, and LeeAnne can get to know her better. Stephanie says when she is with Brandi is not in her own reality, but in Brandi’s.  LeeAnne loves this revelation way too much.

Brandi seems sad at the end of the night, but only Stephanie seems to notice. Stephanie asks what is going on. Brandi tells Stephanie that Cary told Kameron she persuaded Brandi not to do to give Kameron the fake balls, and that is not what happened. Brandi says she made that decision on her own. She says she is not a bad influence, and cries, saying she is upset, and hurt.
Stephanie tells Brandi she has been worried her for the last few weeks, and feels she is taking on too much right now.  Brandi has not been sleeping either, and Stephanie is afraid she is going to crash. Stephanie tells Brandi from her own experience it feels like it does not seem she can ask for help, but it is okay to ask for help.
Brandi says she feels like neglecting her girls, and Brian, because she is so busy with Bru.

It is Stephanie’s spa day! Stephanie wants all the women to feel like “horny queens”
Callie-Roo, the baby kangaroo arrives first.
Everyone gets crowned in tiaras, and receives monogrammed robes.
LeeAnne arrives, and  wonders what kind of party is this.  She asks us if firemen are going to come busting out and stripping.  Kinda, LeeAnne.  Also, what  parties have you gone to where there are real firemen entertaining people?
Cary is thrilled about the baby kangaroo.  LeeAnne tells us this is definitely not legal.  Cary says Kangaroo guy and his veneers seem creepy.  This is what is great about Cary, she says what we at home are all thinking, and then some.
The models are scattered around the ladies wearing togas, and either standing still, or fanning them with leaves.

Brandi Cary  get manis!  Brandi says she was upset about the Stressticles situation with Cary, but  she has been going through a lot as of late. Brandi says Cary was trying to make her look bad to Kameron and make herself look good. Cary says Kameron felt she did not have her back,  and felt like she had to say something to console Kameron. Cary apologizes it was at Brandi’s expense. She then says they just had a very adult serious conversation about fake balls.  Cary Deuber, please never leave Housewives of Dallas.

LeeAnne and Stephanie get massages.  LeeAnne asks what happened with Cary and Kameron the night before.  Stephanie repeats that Kameron said Cary did not have her back in Beaver Creek.
Cut to Cary telling Brandi it ludicrous that she is a bad influence. Brandi says Kameron was the one who said it. Brandi wonders why has a double standard with people
Cut to LeeAnne asking why does Kameron not say anything to her about being a bad influence. Stephanie says she has certain expectations from different people.  LeeAnne says Kameron does not judge Brandi, but Brandi judges Kameron.
Cut to Brandi saying LeeAnne is influencing Kameron. Cary tells us she wishes Brandi had not told her this secret,  because she is going to tell LeeAnne.  Cary told the women not to tell her any secrets about the others, because she is not getting in trouble for keeping them anymore.
Brandi says Kameron needs to have a brain of her own, instead of listening to LeeAnne.
Is everyone living in alternate universes from each other, and this show just films it all?  That would explain so much.

Kameron finally gets her change to tell Court what a success it was at the Global Pet Expo. Court tries to say something, but Kameron keeps interrupting him, telling him she couldn’t get water, or eat a snack, or go to the bathroom. Kameron says she found someone who wants to license her. She says she did not sign any contracts, because Court is supposed to look over all documents relating to Kameron’s business. Court says wants to make sure Kameron is not wasting her time. Court, why did you even give Kameron the money to start this business in the first place, if  it is really that stressful for you?

What did we learn this week- Everyone, especially D’Andra need to stop with the six bank account nonsense. I hope D’Andra’s rich girl problems do not keep coming up for the rest of the season, and the reunion.
D’Andra, if everyone you know would drop you if you lost your money, are they even worth being in your life now?

Brandi not sleeping and being overwhelmed is not rare among moms of newborns, especially if you already have young children.  Brandi is privileged to have money, but as you can see, that still does not solve everything.  Stephanie is right, it is alright to ask for help when you need help.

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