The Real Housewives of Dallas – Season 3, Episode 12, Where’s Copenhagen?
Cary puts together invite baskets to invite the women to her Copenhagen trip. She adds pickled herring, and Mark points out that no one in this group will eat it. Cary did put a Danish beer in there to wash down the herring, so let us give her credit for that. Continue reading
The Real Housewives of Orange County – Season 13, Episode 15, The Day After
Last time we saw these women, it sure was a ton of fun. Everyone was getting along, no one was fighting against everyone else. Just kidding, although we did get to see Fun Vicki pull her pants down and attempt to twerk. Continue reading
Below Deck – Season 6 Episode 4 – Bitch in Charge
This episode begins with Ross losing his cool on Rhylee and going straight to Captain Lee. That woman knows how to push people’s buttons! Running to Captain Lee should be a last ditch effort before you strip naked and dive off the side of the boat ala Rocky stylee. But Captain Lee seems to like Ross and understands his frustrations. I thought it was a rash move.
The Real Housewives of Orange County, Season 13, Episode 14, Blow Up
On their second night in Jamaica, the ladies get ready for dinner. There is no air conditioning, so Vicki and Shannon are having some serious issues. I would be as well.
The group on the bus leaves without the two. Tamra tells everyone they will get to see Fun Shannon tonight, because she will be drinking, Continue reading
Shahs of Sunset – Season 7, Episode 10, The Prenup Hiccup
MJ goes to see her lawyer to draw up a prenup for her and Tommy. MJ wants what is hers to remain hers, but if Tommy’s company becomes successful, she wants half of that money. MJ, Tommy is not going to sign this, Sexy Dorito, or not. Continue reading
Below Deck – Season 6 Episode 3 – I’m Also A Boat Captain!
This episode begins with the Rhylee/Chandler fight finishing up. He’s just not that into you, girl. Ok, more like he really dislikes the sound of your voice so you shouldn’t talk to him for a hott minute. You think he’s a prick – so let’s all chill and hate together. Kate then shuts the whole situation down because who else can?
Caroline worries about her mom with early on set dementia. Adrian misses his girlfriend’s flesh. The crew crushed the boat flip and welcome the 2nd charter guests on board.
The Real Housewives of Dallas – Season 3, Episode 10, Are You Saying I’m an Alcoholic?
LeeAnne and Rich lunch. LeeAnne calls Rich her “pirate”, as they enter. However, this is not a pleasure lunch, this is wedding business, people! Continue reading
The Real Housewives of Orange County – Season 13 Episode 13, Heat Waves and Hot Flashes
It’s time to go to Jamaica! Everyone packs for the trip. Kelly notes she has too many bathing suits, and “hooker clothes”. Gina’s three year old tries to pack herself in a suitcase. Dearest child, you do not want to be anywhere near some of the people your mom is about to go with on vacation. Continue reading
The Real Housewives of Dallas – Season 3, Episode 9, 80’s Ladies
LeeAnne, Stephanie and Kameron lunch.
Meanwhile, Brandi and D’Andra are also lunching. Ruh roh! Dueling Lunches, where everyone trashes those who are absent. Continue reading
Below Deck – Season 6 Episode 2 – Foam, Party of One
This episode begins with the Foam Man audaciously gunning a jet ski at 70 MPH without a life jacket. Then he complains that driving a jet ski alone is boring. I guess it’s more fun when you have someone else knocking at death’s door with you. They might not want to die; he is bored by death. Deck crew – minus one for allowing Bravo to film a man’s self destruction so easily. It’s your JOB to keep people alive at sea. Get his ass in a life jacket.