The Real Housewives of Dallas – Season 3, Episode 16, Party Fouls
Stephanie is throwing a goodbye party for Travis, who is heading off to Harvard Business School. For some reason Stephanie decides to throw a “frat party”, specifically a raging kegger. I suppose this is a salute to their misogynist, bigoted, classist Greek organizations where rich kids make connections for life. Fantastic!
Stephanie says some of her best memories were on the floor of a frat house, but they were not sexual.
Stephanie did not party a lot because she was a cheerleader, and needed to watch the carbs, but wants to make up for it now. Continue reading
The Real Housewives of Atlanta – Season 11, Episode 4, Pass the Peach, Throw the Shade
Todd and Kandi pay a visit to one of Bravo fans’ favorite OBGYNs, Dr. Jackie. As we and Riley know, they want to have another child, and want to see their options.
They talk about surrogacy, as an option. They also tell Jackie about Riley’s opposition to this. Kandi and Todd want to use both embryos, which is going to double the price of the surrogacy. Riley is going to have something to say about her mother and stepfather having two babies with whom they will not be spending their time. Continue reading
The Real Housewives of Dallas -Season 3, Episode 15, Game of Phones
Drama at the last dinner in Copenhagen continues!
Cary tells Brandi LeeAnne genuinely has changed. Brandi tells everyone that LeeAnne may have calmed down a bit, but behind her back, she is the same as before. Kameron tells Brandi it is not fair that LeeAnne keeps getting picked on. Continue reading
Below Deck – Season 6 Episode 8 – Flesh Wounds Are Not Five Star
Captain Lee is laying down the law about them getting their heads out of their asses. Ashton and Ross tell Chandler that he isn’t informing them of the game plan. He doesn’t understand that it’s his job to create and convey that plan. DUH. Rhylee stays quiet which is so smart. If she said what Ashton said I think Chandler might waterboard her. Oh Jamie why are you dating a monotone dummy? Even his washboard ab selfies make me yawn and yearn for a higher IQ.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta – Season 11, Episode 3, A New Addition
The ladies are home from Miami. Thankfully, that trip was not torture to watch. We found out that Porsha uses Dennis’s toothbrush, and that Kandi knows a secret about Dennis. What could it be? Is someone else using his toothbrush as well? Let us see if we find out. Continue reading
Shahs of Sunset – Season 7, Episode 14, Reunion Part 1
What a season on Shahs! MJ and Tommy survived planning a wedding with Vida, GG launched a business, Reza invested five-hundred thousand dollars in Shampoo and did not tell Adam, Mike is solo again after breaking up with Morgan, and Nema was smitten by GG. It is time for this reunion! Continue reading
The Real Housewives of Dallas – Season 3, Episode 14, Growers and Show-ers
Last week in Copenhagen was so much fun! No vicious fights at all, no one went off on anyone, and everyone is good with each other. Just kidding, Bravo does not do trips on its shows unless the cast is good and ready to rumble. Whatever happens next, LeeAnne is probably going to make a lot of faces about it. Continue reading
Below Deck – Season 6 Episode 7 – New Kids on the Dock
The crew flips the boat for the next charter of 10 people – 2 of which are children. Kate and Josiah refer to the 4 year old as “Master Pearson” which is hilarious. It’s the first episode where we see Adrian put under pressure cooking for 8 adults and 2 kids who truthfully shouldn’t be on a fucking yacht. I’m not judging but kids would rather be on the beach or a playground than a huge prison floating on water. The guests did not like their gross Mahi Mahi and bland yet tough steaks. Ouch.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey- Season 9, Episode 2, Easter Wives Hunt
Margaret and Joe arrive at at a tattoo parlor. Joe is getting a tattoo on his ring finger in lieu of a wedding ring, with their anniversary date.
Margaret mentions she is going away in two weeks. She will be going to a children’s hospital to give out gowns she had made that look like costumes, and are more fun. Thank you Margaret! Continue reading
Below Deck – Season 6 Episode 6 – Get Better or Go Home
This episode begins with Ashton and Chandler making fools of themselves pretending they can fish. Well not Ashton; he is completely honest and never admits to knowing anything about fishing. He is about the working out and partying but fishing? Not so much. The main charter guest shows off her butt cheeks and her man calls her a dime in a creepy way but I think it works for them. Spoiler alert – they like to fuck on camera.