Vanderpump Rules – Season 7 Episode 1 – A Decent Proposal
Well it’s season lucky number 7. Lucky for Bravo – it’s the beginning of the Jax and Brittany Trilogy. This episode was pretty boring really.
Here is all you need to know:
-Jax is now kissing Brittany’s ass
-Jax regrets 99.9% of his past behaviors
-Tom Sandoval sabers 99.9% of his champagne bottles
-Brittany wears plastic gloves to put her make-up on? Please take them off.
-DJ James Kennedy dissed Jax on the mic. And that made Brittany cry.
-Jax bought a $70,000 engagement ring
-Jax and Brittany are engaged
Here’s to a good season!