Socialite Kegger Tonite: Cher vs. Cheerleader

housewives of dallas season 3 episode 13 leeanne brandiThe Real Housewives of Dallas – Season 3, Episode 16, Party Fouls

Stephanie is throwing a goodbye party for Travis, who is heading off to Harvard Business School. For some reason Stephanie decides to throw a “frat party”, specifically a raging kegger.  I suppose this is a salute to their misogynist, bigoted, classist Greek organizations where rich kids make connections for life.  Fantastic!
Stephanie says some of her best memories were on the floor of a frat house, but they were not sexual.
Stephanie did not party a lot because she was a cheerleader, and needed to watch the carbs, but wants to make up for it now. Continue reading

Eva, Throwin Peaches and Shade For Days

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Todd and Kandi pay a visit to one of Bravo fans’ favorite OBGYNs, Dr. Jackie. As we and Riley know, they want to have another child, and want to see their options.
They talk about surrogacy, as an option. They also tell Jackie about Riley’s opposition to this. Kandi and Todd want to use both embryos, which is going to double the price of the surrogacy.  Riley is going to have something to say about her mother and stepfather having two babies with whom they will not be spending their time. Continue reading

Last Days in Copenhagen: Victim Brandi on the Loose

housewives of dallas season 3 episode 14 leeanne stephanie dandraThe Real Housewives of Dallas – Season 3, Episode 14, Growers and Show-ers

Last week in Copenhagen was so much fun! No vicious fights at all, no one went off on anyone, and everyone is good with each other.  Just kidding, Bravo does not do trips on its shows unless the cast is good and ready to rumble. Whatever happens next, LeeAnne is probably going to make a lot of faces about it. Continue reading

Hatchet Party sans Danielle and Teresa: Actual Fun Times

housewives of jersey season 9 episode 2 melissa hatchetThe Real Housewives of New Jersey-  Season 9, Episode 2, Easter Wives Hunt

Margaret and Joe arrive at at a tattoo parlor.  Joe is getting a tattoo on his ring finger in lieu of a wedding ring, with their anniversary date.
Margaret mentions she is going away in two weeks.  She will be going to a children’s hospital to give out gowns she had made that look like costumes, and are more fun.   Thank you Margaret! Continue reading

Where is Grendel When You Need Him?

housewives of dallas season 3 episode 13 leeanne group fightThe Real Housewives of Dallas – Season 3, Episode 13, Something is Rotten in Denmark

Oh Joy!  The Dallas Housewives are going on a trip where there will be nothing but fighting, and more fighting.  We just survived three awful episodes of RHOC, where their Jamaica trip was also mostly bitter fighting, which was exhausting, and painful to watch.
Will there be anything fun happening on this trip to Copenhagen?  Let us see! Continue reading

Goodbye Jamaica, Hello Unnecessary Surgery Land

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The Real Housewives of Orange County – Season 13, Episode 16, Twin Tweaks 

Jamaica rejoices, as the ladies are back in California. Vicki tells Steve she did not drink much, because her surgery is coming up.  We are shown receipts of Vicki drinking a lot in Jamaica.
Steve does not know what kind of surgery Vicki is even having, but we find out it will be a neck and face lift.  Ooh, surgery! Continue reading