Socialite Kegger Tonite: Cher vs. Cheerleader

housewives of dallas season 3 episode 13 leeanne brandiThe Real Housewives of Dallas – Season 3, Episode 16, Party Fouls

Stephanie is throwing a goodbye party for Travis, who is heading off to Harvard Business School. For some reason Stephanie decides to throw a “frat party”, specifically a raging kegger.  I suppose this is a salute to their misogynist, bigoted, classist Greek organizations where rich kids make connections for life.  Fantastic!
Stephanie says some of her best memories were on the floor of a frat house, but they were not sexual.
Stephanie did not party a lot because she was a cheerleader, and needed to watch the carbs, but wants to make up for it now. Continue reading

Hatchet Party sans Danielle and Teresa: Actual Fun Times

housewives of jersey season 9 episode 2 melissa hatchetThe Real Housewives of New Jersey-  Season 9, Episode 2, Easter Wives Hunt

Margaret and Joe arrive at at a tattoo parlor.  Joe is getting a tattoo on his ring finger in lieu of a wedding ring, with their anniversary date.
Margaret mentions she is going away in two weeks.  She will be going to a children’s hospital to give out gowns she had made that look like costumes, and are more fun.   Thank you Margaret! Continue reading

Where is Grendel When You Need Him?

housewives of dallas season 3 episode 13 leeanne group fightThe Real Housewives of Dallas – Season 3, Episode 13, Something is Rotten in Denmark

Oh Joy!  The Dallas Housewives are going on a trip where there will be nothing but fighting, and more fighting.  We just survived three awful episodes of RHOC, where their Jamaica trip was also mostly bitter fighting, which was exhausting, and painful to watch.
Will there be anything fun happening on this trip to Copenhagen?  Let us see! Continue reading

Goodbye Jamaica, Hello Unnecessary Surgery Land

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The Real Housewives of Orange County – Season 13, Episode 16, Twin Tweaks 

Jamaica rejoices, as the ladies are back in California. Vicki tells Steve she did not drink much, because her surgery is coming up.  We are shown receipts of Vicki drinking a lot in Jamaica.
Steve does not know what kind of surgery Vicki is even having, but we find out it will be a neck and face lift.  Ooh, surgery! Continue reading

New Housewife, Men, Babies, and No Moore Chateau Sheree

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta – Season 11, Episode 1, To Love and to Cherish

Are you ready for season 11?  We have a new Housewife, whose husband is musical royalty.  However, we lost two Housewives with the best lines, Sheree and Kenya!  I hope the new wife and new featured friend have gems falling from their mouths like Sheree and Kenya! Eva had a baby, and she, Cynthia, and Porsha have new men in their lives.
Let us see what this first episode has for us! Continue reading